You pinch the bridge of your nose as you try to recall that day. It's a bit of a blur, and definitely not your finest moment. You distinctly remember being manhandled out of the arena by two security goons (which was actually a relief - the penalty kicks had pulverized the bones in your foot), and afterwards discovering the match eye stuck to your sticky paddle.

But without those tumultuous events, you wouldn't be where you are now, as:

CEO of the Worldwide Glass Eye Kicky Sticky Hitty League (current net worth: $68.3 trillion).

A professional on-the-floor sports lawyer.           (new)