That's right! Cerberus is doing his 'Three Heads, One Heart' book tour. What a great opportunity. You join the queue. After his social media team make you sign the release forms, dress you up in themed merch and prep you with conversation content, you reach the desk at the booth and pay your 'speak with the talent' fee.
"Cerberus, huge fan. I follow you on everything," you gush. His one free head turns to you and starts reciting. "Thanks, babe. So glad you could come out. Here's a signed book; payment is over there. I'm launching my new line of personal training programs this spring. Make sure you book in for an exclusive one-on-one class! Thanks, babe."

You start to ask the prepared questions given to you, but a security goon ushers you to the booking and payment area. You read the list of new training programs, your eyes involuntarily watering at the prices. Wait - these are perfect!

"Hi! I also want to book my dog into the..."

"Emotional intelligence and resilience course."           (new)

"Bite 'em and fight 'em course."           (new)