You've reached a place in the story that doesn't have anything written for it yet! Your task (if you choose to accept it), is to continue the story, and provide two alternate choices for the player. Please take the time (you have exclusive access for 5 minutes) to write something interesting. Your node may be deleted if it is offensive or stupid.

You gaze into the distance yet again after a short wait. You spot a dog chasing a cat, a person who still thinks they're a teacher shouting at a bully, a blind man crossing the street very slowly, a random crying toddler, another random crying toddler, a guy with earmuffs and a gun..

uh

oh

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* Grab the bunsen burner and jump into a random hole behind you