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In your hubris, you bite the jawbreaker once more. A sickening crack erupts and your jaw is broken. The jawbreaker has finally lived up to its divine purpose and yet! It looks like it did when it was first given to you.

* If this happens when I bite the jawbreaker, what if the jawbreaker were to bite me?