You've reached a place in the story that doesn't have anything written for it yet! Your task (if you choose to accept it), is to continue the story, and provide two alternate choices for the player. Please take the time (you have exclusive access for 5 minutes) to write something interesting. Your node may be deleted if it is offensive or stupid.

And as we all know, it is standard practice to wax every surface in the glass eye ping pong tournament chambers one hour before the opponents show up. Unforutnately, you slipped and...

* Broke both your arms