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The dog aisle of Home Depot was bustling, as usual. Scanning the shelves, I saw dog cages, dog armor, dog anabolic steroids, a dog-extruder... Nothing caught my attention, until I turned the corner and spotted...

* ...a teleportation amulet to the Dog Dimension.