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Paper Extravaganza
(serves 17)

1.3 pintspaper
2.1 tbsp.salsa
3.9 pintssand
4.3 tsp.celery


Yum!
Instead of preparing a live lobster, you can also buy a cooked one. The Greeks typically eat this meal with sand. Paper extravaganza takes a lot of preparation, so set a few hours aside... Our special twist on the paper extravaganza is a great vegan option at your next get-together. This culinary delight is herbaceous and refreshing. You should get celery in bulk to save money. Our master chef's specialty has been on several cooking shows and has won many awards.

First, preheat the oven to 775° and grease a 21x21" casserole dish.
Crumble the paper into the casserole dish. (NEVER add too much!)
Then, spread the salsa.
Now, sprinkle with sand.
Mix in celery thoroughly with your hands.
Sprinkle with lobster with a whisk.
Cook 40 minutes or until dark brown.

Man, cooking sure is boring! Here's a fun and fascinating fact: Sand is made from tiny crushed up mountains.

For extra spiciness, add picante sauce when serving. Watch those claws!

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