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Death By Provolone

1.1 packageprovolone
2.4 tbsp.acid
3.1/3 gallonmilk
4.1 tbsp.mercury
5.9 tbsp.shrimp


Yum!
Ever have that craving for a dish that's herbaceous but doesn't give you amyotrophic lateral sclerosis? This meal really delivers! You should purchase milk in bulk to save time. Typically made with sea salt, this meal gets new life when made with the one-two punch of provolone and acid. Working with milk is fun and easy. This brilliant combination of provolone and acid is a real treat for adults! Our special twist on the milk dish is a great option at your next party. Working with acid is also fun and easy. This dish takes a lot of preparation, so set a few hours aside... The English usually eat this dish with a vinegar dressing. Your guests will be dying for more.

First, set the burner to high heat.
Roast the provolone with a large spoon.
Next, roast the acid with a fork.
Then, spread the milk.
Drain the pan and then mix in mercury with your hands.
Spread the shrimp.
Let simmer until brown.

Many people have difficulty with the second step, so you may need to practice.

This meal is best served cold. Who cut the cheese??

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