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Milk Extravaganza
(serves 29)

1.4 cupsmilk
2.1/2 cuppork
3.8 pintsacid
4.1 cupyeast
5.1/2 pintcauliflower


Welcome to the superb world of milk!! You should buy acid in bulk to save money. You should purchase milk in small quantities, because it spoils easily.

First, set the burner to low and oil the skillet with olive oil.
Bring the milk to a sizzle with a large spoon. (carefully!)
Then, bring the pork to a sizzle like there's no tomorrow. (carefully!)
Now, drain the pan and then mix in acid with a fork. (slowly!)
Gently warm the yeast with a large spoon. (optional)
Roast the cauliflower with your hands. (optional)
Let simmer on low heat, adding water as necessary until thoroughly cooked.

This meal is best served hot. Mooooo!

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