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MSG-Swordfish Log
(serves 24)

1.3/4 tbsp.MSG
2.6 tbsp.swordfish
3.3 tbsp.ketchup
4.11 pinchesvinegar


Ever have that craving for a dish that's herbaceous yet good for you? This meal totally rules! Our master chef's specialty is a great vegetarian option at your next cocktail party. Your guests will be crying for more.

First, set the burner to low heat.
Bring the MSG to a sizzle like you're on a cooking show.
Next, roast the swordfish with a large spoon. (NEVER add too much!)
Now, bring the ketchup to a sizzle.
Roast the vinegar like there's no tomorrow.
Mix in olestra with a whisk with your hands.
Sautee on medium heat, adding more swordfish if desired until brown.

While you're waiting, did you know that the ancient greeks revered our flippered friends above all other creatures?

MSG-swordfish log is best served a la carte. Remember, MSG make all food taste better!

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