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Acid-Lobster Cake
(serves 20)

1.1 pintacid
2.4 lbs.lobster
3.4 pintsonion
4.10 tbsp.yellowtail
5.3 lbs.ice


Welcome to the fantastic world of acid!! Our special twist on the onion cake is filling and flavorful. Your guests will be dying for more.

First, set the burner to high and grease the skillet with olive oil.
Bring the acid to a sizzle with your hands. (optional)
Next, gently warm the lobster.
Now, drain the pan and then mix in onion with a large spoon.
Bring the yellowtail to a sizzle with a large spoon.
Gently warm the ice like you're on a cooking show. (beware, it is a powerful aphrodisiac!)
Sautee on medium heat for 27 minutes.

This meal is best served cold. What a treat! (But don't forget the antacid!)

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