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Acid-Lard Meatloaf
(serves 17)

1.1 pintacid
2.1/3 cuplard
3.1/2 tsp.chocolate
4.6 gallonsvinegar
5.1/2 tsp.pork


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Acid-lard meatloaf is sure to please the toughest customer with its superb looks and killer looks. Our special twist on the lard meatloaf is a real treat for hungry people! You may want to make a triple serving size!

First, set the burner to low heat.
Bring the acid to a sizzle with a spatula.
Now, drain the pan and then mix in lard with your hands.
Now, bring the chocolate to a sizzle. (carefully!)
Sprinkle with vinegar like you're on a cooking show.
Drain the pan and then mix in pork.
Fry on high heat, adding water as necessary until brown.

Acid-lard meatloaf is best served cold.

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