toys Recipe Book!

Expert chef-snoots share their recipes for gastronomic bliss here. The best thing is that their recipe book is infinite! Reload for another or head back into the factory for other fun...

Beer Shake

1.1/4 cupbeer
2.2/3 packagepork
3.10 tbsp.MSG
4.1/4 lb.cabbage

Ever have a craving for a dish that's sweet but doesn't give you osteoporosis? Beer shake really satisfies! Beer shake takes a lot of preparation, so set a few hours aside... Your guests will be begging for more.

First, preheat the oven to 745,140° and grease a 18x17" baking tin.
Start by laying the beer in the baking tin like you're on a cooking show. (watch out, it is a powerful aphrodisiac!)
Mix in pork gently with your hands.
Then, sprinkle with MSG with a spatula.
Spread the cabbage with a fork.
Sprinkle with paper.
Cook 20 minutes or until the beer is crispy.

This meal is best served steaming. Oink! Oink!

[ previous recipe | next recipe ]

© 2001   all rights reversed