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Mercury-Pork Pie
(serves 29)

1.2 lbs.mercury
2.1/2 gallonpork
3.1/3 tsp.white rice
4.1 pintground beef


Yum!
Ever have a craving for a dish that's sweet yet not too heavy? Try this dish. This brilliant combination of mercury and pork is a great vegetarian option at your next family gathering. Mercury-pork pie was first introduced on Mercury All The Time in 2001. Your guests will be begging for more.

First, preheat the oven to 160° and grease a 12x9" baking pan.
Crumble the mercury into the baking pan like you're on a cooking show.
Add the pork with your hands.
Next, add the white rice with a spatula.
Spread the ground beef with a large spoon.
Mix in cauliflower slowly with a large spoon. (watch out, it is poisonous in large amounts!)
Cook 30 minutes or until brown.

For extra spiciness, add tobasco sauce when serving.

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