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Death By MSG
(serves 7)

1.1 pintMSG
2.1/2 tsp.mercury
3.3/4 tsp.powdered sugar
4.7 cupswater

This culinary delight has been on several cooking shows and has won many awards. You should buy water in small quantities, because you'll want to preserve freshness. Our master chef's specialty is a great vegetarian option at your next party.

First, set the burner to low and oil the skillet with non-stick cooking spray.
Gently warm the MSG.
Then, add the mercury like there's no tomorrow.
Drain the pan and then mix in powdered sugar.
Drain the pan and then mix in water.
Roast the brown sugar.
Sautee on medium heat until thoroughly cooked.

Many people have difficulty with the 4th step, so you may need to practice.

For extra spiciness, add picante sauce when serving. Remember, MSG make all food taste better!

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