Ever have that craving for a dish that's healthful but not loaded with monounsaturated fat? This meal really satisfies! This meal is a real treat for olestra-lovers! You should buy ketchup in bulk to save time.First, set the burner to low and grease the skillet with non-stick cooking spray.
Roast the olestra.
Next, add the ice.
Bring the rainbow trout to a sizzle with a spatula. (optional)
Mix in ketchup with a whisk like there's no tomorrow. (carefully!)
Mix in celery thoroughly. (this step must be done carefully to avoid meltdown!)
Let simmer until thoroughly cooked.
Man, cooking sure is boring! Did you know that olestra does not cause diarrhea (you get that because you are a sinner!)?
For extra spiciness, add jalapenos when serving. Yum! Fun and fat-free!