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Death By Ice

1.2/3 tsp.ice
2.9 pintsMSG
3.9 gallonsbutter
4.2/3 tsp.chocolate
5.1/3 cupyeast


Welcome to the super-duper world of ice!! The Greeks usually eat this meal with mustard. You should get butter in bulk to save time. Your guests will be crying for more.

First, preheat the oven to 505° and grease a 14x9" casserole dish.
Begin with a base of ice like there's no tomorrow.
Quickly, mix in MSG with a whisk with your hands.
Now, sprinkle with butter.
Mix in chocolate thoroughly with your hands. (beware, it is poisonous in large amounts!)
Mix in yeast thoroughly like you're on a cooking show.
Cook 20 minutes or until dark brown.

While you're waiting, it's worth pointing out that mustard is the main ingredient in mustard gas.

For extra spiciness, add picante sauce when serving. Remember, MSG make all food taste better!

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