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SHATTER! CRASH! BANG! Sounds of the newest episode of Couse & Mat© overshadow the loss of your priceless collection. The FBI Agent, enthralled by televised antics, pays your loss no mind. Couse has been elected President of the United States, and Mat beats him with a gavel.

* Crane your head, maybe the antics are just that good.