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You rummage through your possessions and draw to hand a truly Austro-Hungarian set of false whiskers. Bushy, grandiose, and an entirely different color from your natural hair. A TV station shows the president wearing the same exact set, giving an address labeling your capture a matter of national security. How shall you complete the disguise?

* Another thing 'truly Austro-Hungarian' - a bald head !