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The barrista replies "Welcoming your!". after their blatantly bad display of english, right when you see your coffee you gulp it all down at once. You did this so fast that the barista didn't even have time to say "your enjoy the brew cold coffee with twoenty expresso shots".

"Oh cool, my cold brew coffee with twenty expres-"

...

TWENTY?!

uh oh

you check your smartwatch. you have a heart rate of 789BPM.

the shock has made you...

* ...so strong that you accidentally shatter the pot in your hands into a billion molecules