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Sass Moulavi, M.D.
| Selling | Weight-loss cookies |
| Occupation | Pretending to be a physician |
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| Weakness | Any kind of lawsuit |
| Finishing move | Lepticore and HeroFiber |
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The ad claims, "I lost 105 lbs. and You Can Too!". Technically true, but for many people this would involve dying and decomposing.
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