Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?

New Haircut	or	Treatment Recipent ?

10,669 total matches played.
rank	name - click for info	won	lost	douche %
1.	Sass Moulavi, M.D.	673	295	69.52
2.	In Charge of the Music	671	297	69.31
3.	The Thinker	625	343	64.56
4.	Seaside Date	613	355	63.32
5.	Karate Genius	573	395	59.19
6.	Poolside Bibliophile	564	404	58.26
7.	Father/Kidnapper	545	424	56.24
8.	Reclining Numbercruncher	543	426	56.03
9.	Beauty Rest	512	457	52.83
10.	I Have to Take This	499	469	51.54
11.	Jeweler	489	479	50.51
12.	Traveling Salesman	475	494	49.01
13.	Man who can Sleep in Any Seat	456	513	47.05
14.	Business Expert	454	514	46.90
15.	Cured Snorer	445	524	45.92
16.	Treatment Recipent	419	548	43.32
17.	Confident in Glasses	397	572	40.97
18.	Woodsy Gentleman	381	587	39.35
19.	John Q. Storus	360	608	37.19
20.	New Haircut	341	627	35.22
21.	Got the Promotion	340	628	35.12
22.	Silver Medalist	276	692	28.51

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