Who is the bigger douche?
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| Poolside Bibliophile | or | Confident in Glasses ? |
| 8,708 total matches played. | ||||
| rank | name - click for info | won | lost | douche % |
| 1. | Sass Moulavi, M.D. | 584 | 206 | 73.92 |
| 2. | In Charge of the Music | 541 | 249 | 68.48 |
| 3. | The Thinker | 506 | 284 | 64.05 |
| 4. | Seaside Date | 478 | 312 | 60.50 |
| 5. | Father/Kidnapper | 473 | 317 | 59.87 |
| 6. | Karate Genius | 465 | 325 | 58.86 |
| 7. | Poolside Bibliophile | 440 | 349 | 55.76 |
| 8. | Reclining Numbercruncher | 436 | 354 | 55.18 |
| 9. | I Have to Take This | 405 | 385 | 51.26 |
| 10. | Beauty Rest | 398 | 392 | 50.37 |
| 11. | Jeweler | 388 | 402 | 49.11 |
| 12. | Traveling Salesman | 383 | 407 | 48.48 |
| 13. | Business Expert | 378 | 413 | 47.78 |
| 14. | Man who can Sleep in Any Seat | 373 | 417 | 47.21 |
| 15. | Cured Snorer | 360 | 430 | 45.56 |
| 16. | Treatment Recipent | 350 | 440 | 44.30 |
| 17. | Confident in Glasses | 329 | 460 | 41.69 |
| 18. | Woodsy Gentleman | 306 | 484 | 38.73 |
| 19. | John Q. Storus | 302 | 488 | 38.22 |
| 20. | Got the Promotion | 293 | 497 | 37.08 |
| 21. | New Haircut | 261 | 529 | 33.03 |
| 22. | Silver Medalist | 241 | 550 | 30.46 |