Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
Sass Moulavi, M.D.     or     The Thinker ?


22,891 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. The Thinker 1262 817 60.70
2. In Charge of the Music 1243 836 59.78
3. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 1223 856 58.82
4. Seaside Date 1174 905 56.46
5. Poolside Bibliophile 1127 953 54.18
6. Reclining Numbercruncher 1110 969 53.39
7. Karate Genius 1108 971 53.29
8. Beauty Rest 1081 999 51.97
9. Father/Kidnapper 1060 1019 50.98
10. Jeweler 1052 1027 50.60
11. I Have to Take This 1040 1039 50.02
12. Cured Snorer 1027 1053 49.37
13. Traveling Salesman 1021 1058 49.11
14. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 991 1088 47.66
15. Business Expert 981 1098 47.18
16. Treatment Recipent 967 1112 46.51
17. Woodsy Gentleman 938 1141 45.11
18. Confident in Glasses 931 1149 44.75
19. New Haircut 913 1166 43.91
20. John Q. Storus 905 1174 43.53
21. Got the Promotion 887 1193 42.64
22. Silver Medalist 831 1249 39.95

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