Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?
Who is the bigger douche?
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| John Q. Storus | or | Traveling Salesman ? |
| 10,421 total matches played. | ||||
| rank | name - click for info | won | lost | douche % |
| 1. | Sass Moulavi, M.D. | 662 | 284 | 69.97 |
| 2. | In Charge of the Music | 658 | 287 | 69.62 |
| 3. | The Thinker | 615 | 331 | 65.01 |
| 4. | Seaside Date | 594 | 351 | 62.85 |
| 5. | Karate Genius | 556 | 390 | 58.77 |
| 6. | Poolside Bibliophile | 549 | 397 | 58.03 |
| 7. | Father/Kidnapper | 536 | 410 | 56.65 |
| 8. | Reclining Numbercruncher | 529 | 416 | 55.97 |
| 9. | Beauty Rest | 494 | 452 | 52.21 |
| 10. | I Have to Take This | 487 | 458 | 51.53 |
| 11. | Jeweler | 477 | 469 | 50.42 |
| 12. | Traveling Salesman | 472 | 474 | 49.89 |
| 13. | Man who can Sleep in Any Seat | 447 | 499 | 47.25 |
| 14. | Business Expert | 446 | 500 | 47.14 |
| 15. | Cured Snorer | 432 | 514 | 45.66 |
| 16. | Treatment Recipent | 409 | 536 | 43.28 |
| 17. | Confident in Glasses | 383 | 563 | 40.48 |
| 18. | Woodsy Gentleman | 372 | 574 | 39.32 |
| 19. | John Q. Storus | 353 | 592 | 37.35 |
| 20. | Got the Promotion | 333 | 613 | 35.20 |
| 21. | New Haircut | 331 | 615 | 34.98 |
| 22. | Silver Medalist | 268 | 678 | 28.32 |