Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?
Who is the bigger douche?
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| The Thinker | or | New Haircut ? |
| 11,054 total matches played. | ||||
| rank | name - click for info | won | lost | douche % |
| 1. | Sass Moulavi, M.D. | 692 | 312 | 68.92 |
| 2. | In Charge of the Music | 689 | 314 | 68.69 |
| 3. | The Thinker | 647 | 356 | 64.50 |
| 4. | Seaside Date | 635 | 368 | 63.31 |
| 5. | Karate Genius | 593 | 410 | 59.12 |
| 6. | Poolside Bibliophile | 586 | 416 | 58.48 |
| 7. | Reclining Numbercruncher | 564 | 440 | 56.17 |
| 8. | Father/Kidnapper | 553 | 450 | 55.13 |
| 9. | Beauty Rest | 534 | 469 | 53.24 |
| 10. | I Have to Take This | 516 | 488 | 51.39 |
| 11. | Jeweler | 507 | 496 | 50.54 |
| 12. | Traveling Salesman | 495 | 509 | 49.30 |
| 13. | Man who can Sleep in Any Seat | 473 | 530 | 47.15 |
| 14. | Business Expert | 466 | 538 | 46.41 |
| 15. | Cured Snorer | 463 | 540 | 46.16 |
| 16. | Treatment Recipent | 429 | 575 | 42.72 |
| 17. | Confident in Glasses | 421 | 583 | 41.93 |
| 18. | Woodsy Gentleman | 399 | 604 | 39.78 |
| 19. | John Q. Storus | 376 | 627 | 37.48 |
| 20. | Got the Promotion | 358 | 645 | 35.69 |
| 21. | New Haircut | 355 | 648 | 35.39 |
| 22. | Silver Medalist | 285 | 718 | 28.41 |