Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?

Reclining Numbercruncher	or	Poolside Bibliophile ?

9,110 total matches played.
rank	name - click for info	won	lost	douche %
1.	Sass Moulavi, M.D.	601	226	72.67
2.	In Charge of the Music	571	256	69.04
3.	The Thinker	531	296	64.20
4.	Seaside Date	504	322	61.01
5.	Father/Kidnapper	490	337	59.25
6.	Karate Genius	485	342	58.64
7.	Poolside Bibliophile	469	357	56.77
8.	Reclining Numbercruncher	458	368	55.44
9.	Beauty Rest	422	405	51.02
10.	I Have to Take This	422	405	51.02
11.	Jeweler	406	420	49.15
12.	Traveling Salesman	400	427	48.36
13.	Business Expert	389	438	47.03
14.	Man who can Sleep in Any Seat	389	438	47.03
15.	Cured Snorer	379	448	45.82
16.	Treatment Recipent	363	463	43.94
17.	Confident in Glasses	344	482	41.64
18.	Woodsy Gentleman	322	503	39.03
19.	John Q. Storus	313	513	37.89
20.	Got the Promotion	307	519	37.16
21.	New Haircut	279	548	33.73
22.	Silver Medalist	248	579	29.98

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