Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
Traveling Salesman     or     I Have to Take This ?


10,429 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 662 285 69.90
2. In Charge of the Music 658 288 69.55
3. The Thinker 616 331 65.04
4. Seaside Date 595 352 62.82
5. Karate Genius 556 390 58.77
6. Poolside Bibliophile 549 397 58.03
7. Father/Kidnapper 537 410 56.70
8. Reclining Numbercruncher 530 417 55.96
9. Beauty Rest 494 452 52.21
10. I Have to Take This 487 459 51.47
11. Jeweler 477 470 50.36
12. Traveling Salesman 472 474 49.89
13. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 447 499 47.25
14. Business Expert 446 500 47.14
15. Cured Snorer 432 514 45.66
16. Treatment Recipent 410 536 43.34
17. Confident in Glasses 383 564 40.44
18. Woodsy Gentleman 372 575 39.28
19. John Q. Storus 354 592 37.42
20. Got the Promotion 334 613 35.26
21. New Haircut 331 615 34.98
22. Silver Medalist 269 678 28.40

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