Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
Cured Snorer     or     John Q. Storus ?


10,754 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 678 298 69.46
2. In Charge of the Music 675 301 69.15
3. The Thinker 627 349 64.24
4. Seaside Date 619 357 63.42
5. Karate Genius 576 401 58.95
6. Poolside Bibliophile 570 406 58.40
7. Reclining Numbercruncher 548 428 56.14
8. Father/Kidnapper 546 430 55.94
9. Beauty Rest 518 458 53.07
10. I Have to Take This 504 471 51.69
11. Jeweler 495 481 50.71
12. Traveling Salesman 479 497 49.07
13. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 460 517 47.08
14. Business Expert 455 521 46.61
15. Cured Snorer 450 526 46.10
16. Treatment Recipent 422 554 43.23
17. Confident in Glasses 400 575 41.02
18. Woodsy Gentleman 384 592 39.34
19. John Q. Storus 363 613 37.19
20. New Haircut 345 632 35.31
21. Got the Promotion 343 633 35.14
22. Silver Medalist 279 696 28.61

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