Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
The Thinker     or     New Haircut ?


11,054 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 692 312 68.92
2. In Charge of the Music 689 314 68.69
3. The Thinker 647 356 64.50
4. Seaside Date 635 368 63.31
5. Karate Genius 593 410 59.12
6. Poolside Bibliophile 586 416 58.48
7. Reclining Numbercruncher 564 440 56.17
8. Father/Kidnapper 553 450 55.13
9. Beauty Rest 534 469 53.24
10. I Have to Take This 516 488 51.39
11. Jeweler 507 496 50.54
12. Traveling Salesman 495 509 49.30
13. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 473 530 47.15
14. Business Expert 466 538 46.41
15. Cured Snorer 463 540 46.16
16. Treatment Recipent 429 575 42.72
17. Confident in Glasses 421 583 41.93
18. Woodsy Gentleman 399 604 39.78
19. John Q. Storus 376 627 37.48
20. Got the Promotion 358 645 35.69
21. New Haircut 355 648 35.39
22. Silver Medalist 285 718 28.41

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