Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
Woodsy Gentleman     or     New Haircut ?


19,724 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. The Thinker 1103 689 61.55
2. In Charge of the Music 1090 701 60.85
3. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 1087 704 60.69
4. Seaside Date 1022 769 57.06
5. Poolside Bibliophile 981 810 54.77
6. Karate Genius 978 814 54.57
7. Reclining Numbercruncher 971 821 54.18
8. Beauty Rest 943 849 52.62
9. Father/Kidnapper 912 879 50.92
10. Jeweler 908 884 50.66
11. I Have to Take This 902 889 50.36
12. Traveling Salesman 879 913 49.05
13. Cured Snorer 872 920 48.66
14. Business Expert 857 934 47.85
15. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 855 937 47.71
16. Treatment Recipent 824 967 46.00
17. Confident in Glasses 791 1001 44.14
18. Woodsy Gentleman 787 1004 43.94
19. New Haircut 765 1026 42.71
20. John Q. Storus 753 1038 42.04
21. Got the Promotion 738 1053 41.20
22. Silver Medalist 688 1104 38.39

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