Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
Confident in Glasses     or     Poolside Bibliophile ?


11,265 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 698 324 68.29
2. In Charge of the Music 698 325 68.23
3. The Thinker 659 364 64.41
4. Seaside Date 650 373 63.53
5. Karate Genius 602 421 58.84
6. Poolside Bibliophile 596 426 58.31
7. Reclining Numbercruncher 576 447 56.30
8. Father/Kidnapper 559 464 54.64
9. Beauty Rest 544 478 53.22
10. I Have to Take This 526 496 51.46
11. Jeweler 517 505 50.58
12. Traveling Salesman 505 518 49.36
13. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 482 541 47.11
14. Cured Snorer 475 547 46.47
15. Business Expert 475 548 46.43
16. Treatment Recipent 438 584 42.85
17. Confident in Glasses 433 589 42.36
18. Woodsy Gentleman 410 612 40.11
19. John Q. Storus 382 641 37.34
20. Got the Promotion 365 657 35.71
21. New Haircut 364 657 35.65
22. Silver Medalist 293 730 28.64

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