Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
Seaside Date     or     Jeweler ?


10,678 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 674 295 69.55
2. In Charge of the Music 672 297 69.34
3. The Thinker 625 344 64.49
4. Seaside Date 614 355 63.36
5. Karate Genius 573 397 59.07
6. Poolside Bibliophile 564 404 58.26
7. Father/Kidnapper 545 424 56.24
8. Reclining Numbercruncher 543 426 56.03
9. Beauty Rest 512 457 52.83
10. I Have to Take This 500 469 51.59
11. Jeweler 489 480 50.46
12. Traveling Salesman 475 494 49.01
13. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 456 514 47.01
14. Business Expert 454 515 46.85
15. Cured Snorer 445 524 45.92
16. Treatment Recipent 419 550 43.24
17. Confident in Glasses 397 572 40.97
18. Woodsy Gentleman 382 587 39.42
19. John Q. Storus 361 608 37.25
20. New Haircut 342 628 35.25
21. Got the Promotion 341 628 35.19
22. Silver Medalist 277 692 28.58

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