Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
Poolside Bibliophile     or     Confident in Glasses ?


8,708 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 584 206 73.92
2. In Charge of the Music 541 249 68.48
3. The Thinker 506 284 64.05
4. Seaside Date 478 312 60.50
5. Father/Kidnapper 473 317 59.87
6. Karate Genius 465 325 58.86
7. Poolside Bibliophile 440 349 55.76
8. Reclining Numbercruncher 436 354 55.18
9. I Have to Take This 405 385 51.26
10. Beauty Rest 398 392 50.37
11. Jeweler 388 402 49.11
12. Traveling Salesman 383 407 48.48
13. Business Expert 378 413 47.78
14. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 373 417 47.21
15. Cured Snorer 360 430 45.56
16. Treatment Recipent 350 440 44.30
17. Confident in Glasses 329 460 41.69
18. Woodsy Gentleman 306 484 38.73
19. John Q. Storus 302 488 38.22
20. Got the Promotion 293 497 37.08
21. New Haircut 261 529 33.03
22. Silver Medalist 241 550 30.46

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