Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
Sass Moulavi, M.D.     or     Seaside Date ?


19,699 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. The Thinker 1101 689 61.50
2. In Charge of the Music 1089 701 60.83
3. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 1087 702 60.76
4. Seaside Date 1020 769 57.01
5. Poolside Bibliophile 980 809 54.77
6. Karate Genius 976 813 54.55
7. Reclining Numbercruncher 970 820 54.18
8. Beauty Rest 942 847 52.65
9. Father/Kidnapper 912 878 50.94
10. Jeweler 906 883 50.64
11. I Have to Take This 902 888 50.39
12. Traveling Salesman 878 910 49.10
13. Cured Snorer 870 919 48.63
14. Business Expert 855 934 47.79
15. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 853 936 47.68
16. Treatment Recipent 822 966 45.97
17. Confident in Glasses 791 998 44.21
18. Woodsy Gentleman 786 1003 43.93
19. New Haircut 763 1026 42.64
20. John Q. Storus 753 1036 42.09
21. Got the Promotion 737 1052 41.19
22. Silver Medalist 688 1102 38.43

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