Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
Got the Promotion     or     Man who can Sleep in Any Seat ?


10,947 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 690 304 69.41
2. In Charge of the Music 682 311 68.68
3. The Thinker 640 354 64.38
4. Seaside Date 629 365 63.27
5. Karate Genius 587 407 59.05
6. Poolside Bibliophile 582 412 58.55
7. Reclining Numbercruncher 557 436 56.09
8. Father/Kidnapper 548 446 55.13
9. Beauty Rest 529 465 53.21
10. I Have to Take This 511 482 51.46
11. Jeweler 504 489 50.75
12. Traveling Salesman 488 505 49.14
13. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 471 522 47.43
14. Cured Snorer 460 533 46.32
15. Business Expert 459 534 46.22
16. Treatment Recipent 427 567 42.95
17. Confident in Glasses 414 580 41.64
18. Woodsy Gentleman 392 601 39.47
19. John Q. Storus 371 623 37.32
20. Got the Promotion 355 638 35.75
21. New Haircut 350 644 35.21
22. Silver Medalist 283 711 28.47

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