Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?

The Thinker	or	Father/Kidnapper ?

22,891 total matches played.
rank	name - click for info	won	lost	douche %
1.	The Thinker	1262	817	60.70
2.	In Charge of the Music	1243	836	59.78
3.	Sass Moulavi, M.D.	1223	856	58.82
4.	Seaside Date	1174	905	56.46
5.	Poolside Bibliophile	1127	953	54.18
6.	Reclining Numbercruncher	1110	969	53.39
7.	Karate Genius	1108	971	53.29
8.	Beauty Rest	1081	999	51.97
9.	Father/Kidnapper	1060	1019	50.98
10.	Jeweler	1052	1027	50.60
11.	I Have to Take This	1040	1039	50.02
12.	Cured Snorer	1027	1053	49.37
13.	Traveling Salesman	1021	1058	49.11
14.	Man who can Sleep in Any Seat	991	1088	47.66
15.	Business Expert	981	1098	47.18
16.	Treatment Recipent	967	1112	46.51
17.	Woodsy Gentleman	938	1141	45.11
18.	Confident in Glasses	931	1149	44.75
19.	New Haircut	913	1166	43.91
20.	John Q. Storus	905	1174	43.53
21.	Got the Promotion	887	1193	42.64
22.	Silver Medalist	831	1249	39.95

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