Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
Beauty Rest     or     Silver Medalist ?


118,601 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 5656 5124 52.46
2. The Thinker 5646 5135 52.36
3. In Charge of the Music 5604 5176 51.98
4. Seaside Date 5580 5201 51.75
5. Karate Genius 5505 5275 51.06
6. Reclining Numbercruncher 5472 5308 50.76
7. Father/Kidnapper 5418 5362 50.25
8. Poolside Bibliophile 5418 5363 50.25
9. Cured Snorer 5400 5379 50.09
10. Business Expert 5393 5387 50.02
11. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 5361 5420 49.72
12. I Have to Take This 5354 5426 49.66
13. John Q. Storus 5341 5439 49.54
14. Traveling Salesman 5333 5447 49.47
15. Beauty Rest 5315 5465 49.30
16. Jeweler 5284 5496 49.01
17. Confident in Glasses 5280 5500 48.97
18. Treatment Recipent 5270 5510 48.88
19. Silver Medalist 5265 5515 48.84
20. New Haircut 5263 5517 48.82
21. Woodsy Gentleman 5243 5538 48.63
22. Got the Promotion 5181 5599 48.06

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