Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
Got the Promotion     or     Poolside Bibliophile ?


10,873 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 685 302 69.40
2. In Charge of the Music 680 307 68.89
3. The Thinker 635 352 64.33
4. Seaside Date 625 362 63.32
5. Karate Genius 582 405 58.96
6. Poolside Bibliophile 576 409 58.47
7. Reclining Numbercruncher 554 433 56.12
8. Father/Kidnapper 548 439 55.52
9. Beauty Rest 527 460 53.39
10. I Have to Take This 507 480 51.36
11. Jeweler 499 487 50.60
12. Traveling Salesman 484 503 49.03
13. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 467 520 47.31
14. Business Expert 458 529 46.40
15. Cured Snorer 457 531 46.25
16. Treatment Recipent 426 561 43.16
17. Confident in Glasses 408 579 41.33
18. Woodsy Gentleman 389 598 39.41
19. John Q. Storus 368 618 37.32
20. Got the Promotion 351 635 35.59
21. New Haircut 348 639 35.25
22. Silver Medalist 281 706 28.47

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