Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
Father/Kidnapper     or     The Thinker ?


11,019 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 692 308 69.20
2. In Charge of the Music 688 313 68.73
3. The Thinker 644 356 64.40
4. Seaside Date 634 367 63.33
5. Karate Genius 591 409 59.10
6. Poolside Bibliophile 585 415 58.50
7. Reclining Numbercruncher 561 440 56.04
8. Father/Kidnapper 551 449 55.10
9. Beauty Rest 532 469 53.14
10. I Have to Take This 515 485 51.50
11. Jeweler 507 493 50.70
12. Traveling Salesman 493 506 49.34
13. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 473 527 47.30
14. Business Expert 464 536 46.40
15. Cured Snorer 462 538 46.20
16. Treatment Recipent 427 572 42.74
17. Confident in Glasses 417 583 41.70
18. Woodsy Gentleman 397 602 39.73
19. John Q. Storus 374 626 37.40
20. Got the Promotion 358 642 35.80
21. New Haircut 352 648 35.20
22. Silver Medalist 284 717 28.37

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