Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
Beauty Rest     or     Father/Kidnapper ?


11,937 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. In Charge of the Music 727 356 67.12
2. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 725 358 66.94
3. The Thinker 692 392 63.83
4. Seaside Date 677 407 62.45
5. Poolside Bibliophile 635 448 58.63
6. Karate Genius 629 455 58.02
7. Reclining Numbercruncher 613 471 56.54
8. Father/Kidnapper 585 498 54.01
9. Beauty Rest 579 504 53.46
10. I Have to Take This 560 524 51.66
11. Jeweler 555 529 51.19
12. Traveling Salesman 535 549 49.35
13. Cured Snorer 509 575 46.95
14. Business Expert 506 577 46.72
15. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 501 582 46.26
16. Treatment Recipent 472 612 43.54
17. Confident in Glasses 461 623 42.52
18. Woodsy Gentleman 434 649 40.07
19. John Q. Storus 412 672 38.00
20. Got the Promotion 398 686 36.71
21. New Haircut 395 688 36.47
22. Silver Medalist 319 764 29.45

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