Back to the Competition! The Spice Girls age 119 (combined) height 28'1" (combined) weight 750 lb. (combined) weakness A Zig-a-zig ah. finishing move Girl Power

This lip-synching team is on the down and out with defecting members and declining record sales. Have Americans tired of these English ladies singing about how to be their lovers? What did it, Spice World? Don't underestimate this team's brawn. Baby spice is clearly worthless in the battlefield, but the thought of the other girls shouting "Girl Power!" and executing their faux ninja chops is somewhat intimidating. Somewhat...