Back to the Competition! Hanson age 40 (combined) height 16' (combined) weight 250 (combined) weakness Hair-pull finishing move mmmBam!

These long-haired guys encourage a whole generation of burgeoning lesbian teeny-boppers! They do write their own retarded 3-chord pop songs, though, which at least puts them ahead of many other commercial radio acts. But forget all that. Can these guys whoop ass? It's clear that they could easily take Michael Jackson for instance (especially given Jackson's weakness...), but who else? Despite the fact that they are scrawny little kids with long hair, there are three of them...