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Godzilla

age1000
height200'
weight14 tons
weaknessMothra
finishing moveRadioactive Breath

Godzilla


Father of Jesuszilla, Godzilla packs a mean mouthful of radioactive fire. He's much bigger than Matthew Broderick, and capable of absorbing several cruise missiles. Never to pass up a photo which can be misinterpreted as humping, the Celebrity Wuss Scale caught godzilla here practicing a move he learned from Robocop.

But consider his animatronic portrayal at Disney Theme Parks and think again! Something about this plaster-of-paris giant always seems awkward. Also recall that mutants are quite susceptible to cancer! Is Godzilla as tough as he seems?