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Ralph Nader
age | 66 |
height | 5'11" |
weight | 130 |
weakness | Corporate Moneybags |
finishing move | Unsafe at Any Speed |
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Ralph Nader is the green party's 2000 presidential candidate. He always whines about businesses controlling everything (hey: it's actually a secret media conspiracy which snoot.org is a member of).
While it looks like Nader will have his way with Microsoft in the courtroom, do you think he could beat up Bill Gates in a street fight? He's old, but I bet he has a lot of pent up anger.
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