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Ralph Nader

height5'11"
weight130
age66
weaknessCorporate Moneybags
finishing
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Unsafe at Any Speed

Ralph Nader


Ralph Nader is the green party's 2000 presidential candidate. He always whines about businesses controlling everything (hey: it's actually a secret media conspiracy which snoot.org is a member of). While it looks like Nader will have his way with Microsoft in the courtroom, do you think he could beat up Bill Gates in a street fight? He's old, but I bet he has a lot of pent up anger.