Back to the Competition! L. Ron Hubbard age Dead height 6 ft. under weight FAT weakness The Internet finishing move e-machine

This guy wrote a bunch of crappy sci-fi novels and founded a crazy cult called "Scientology." Some of the people he brainwashed include the dreamy Tom Cruise, the swanky John Travolta, and the fairly unknown woman that does Bart Simpson's voice, whoever she is. And Charles Manson.

Ron's got a lot of lawyers and celebrities on his side, but would he really have what it takes in a fight?

(For more information about Ron, see Ron The Nut. For more information about the inner secrets of Scientology see Xenu.net.)