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Karate Genius

SellingKarate clothes
OccupationJump-kicker
WeaknessNon-Newtonian fluids
Finishing moveAs illustrated

Karate Genius


This guy is ready to hit four dudes in one jump, one with each appendage. But regardless of your fighting style, what we're trying to determine here is who's the biggest douche, not who's gonna beat some ass. Just try imagining sensei wearing that in pretty much any context other than a flying jump-kick.