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Cured Snorer
Selling | Nose jewelry that cures you of snoring |
Occupation | He's actually the guy that Photoshops these ads |
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Weakness | Creepy interloper hand |
Finishing move | El Toro snort! |
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![Cured Snorer](/i/wuss/skymall/nose-jewelry.jpg) |
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These things are stylish enough that you could just wear 'em always.
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