Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?
Who is the bigger douche?
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| The Thinker | or | Got the Promotion ? |
| 40,086 total matches played. | ||||
| rank | name - click for info | won | lost | douche % |
| 1. | The Thinker | 2069 | 1573 | 56.80 |
| 2. | Sass Moulavi, M.D. | 2032 | 1611 | 55.77 |
| 3. | In Charge of the Music | 2016 | 1627 | 55.33 |
| 4. | Seaside Date | 1950 | 1692 | 53.54 |
| 5. | Karate Genius | 1917 | 1726 | 52.62 |
| 6. | Reclining Numbercruncher | 1891 | 1752 | 51.90 |
| 7. | Poolside Bibliophile | 1882 | 1761 | 51.66 |
| 8. | Beauty Rest | 1860 | 1783 | 51.05 |
| 9. | Father/Kidnapper | 1841 | 1801 | 50.54 |
| 10. | I Have to Take This | 1823 | 1820 | 50.04 |
| 11. | Cured Snorer | 1802 | 1840 | 49.47 |
| 12. | Traveling Salesman | 1782 | 1860 | 48.92 |
| 13. | Jeweler | 1782 | 1861 | 48.91 |
| 14. | Man who can Sleep in Any Seat | 1763 | 1880 | 48.39 |
| 15. | Business Expert | 1758 | 1884 | 48.27 |
| 16. | Treatment Recipent | 1738 | 1905 | 47.70 |
| 17. | Confident in Glasses | 1720 | 1922 | 47.22 |
| 18. | Woodsy Gentleman | 1719 | 1922 | 47.21 |
| 19. | John Q. Storus | 1706 | 1936 | 46.84 |
| 20. | New Haircut | 1697 | 1945 | 46.59 |
| 21. | Got the Promotion | 1696 | 1946 | 46.56 |
| 22. | Silver Medalist | 1623 | 2020 | 44.55 |