Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?

Man who can Sleep in Any Seat	or	New Haircut ?

20,113 total matches played.
rank	name - click for info	won	lost	douche %
1.	The Thinker	1128	698	61.77
2.	In Charge of the Music	1115	712	61.02
3.	Sass Moulavi, M.D.	1102	725	60.31
4.	Seaside Date	1046	781	57.25
5.	Poolside Bibliophile	1000	827	54.73
6.	Karate Genius	998	829	54.62
7.	Reclining Numbercruncher	989	838	54.13
8.	Beauty Rest	963	864	52.70
9.	Father/Kidnapper	928	899	50.79
10.	Jeweler	927	900	50.73
11.	I Have to Take This	923	904	50.51
12.	Traveling Salesman	898	929	49.15
13.	Cured Snorer	893	934	48.87
14.	Business Expert	870	957	47.61
15.	Man who can Sleep in Any Seat	869	957	47.59
16.	Treatment Recipent	844	982	46.22
17.	Woodsy Gentleman	803	1024	43.95
18.	Confident in Glasses	802	1025	43.89
19.	New Haircut	779	1047	42.66
20.	John Q. Storus	767	1059	42.00
21.	Got the Promotion	751	1075	41.12
22.	Silver Medalist	699	1128	38.25

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