Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?

Jeweler	or	John Q. Storus ?

20,126 total matches played.
rank	name - click for info	won	lost	douche %
1.	The Thinker	1128	698	61.77
2.	In Charge of the Music	1116	712	61.05
3.	Sass Moulavi, M.D.	1102	726	60.28
4.	Seaside Date	1046	782	57.22
5.	Poolside Bibliophile	1001	827	54.75
6.	Karate Genius	998	830	54.59
7.	Reclining Numbercruncher	990	838	54.15
8.	Beauty Rest	963	865	52.68
9.	Father/Kidnapper	928	900	50.76
10.	Jeweler	928	900	50.76
11.	I Have to Take This	925	904	50.57
12.	Traveling Salesman	898	930	49.12
13.	Cured Snorer	894	934	48.90
14.	Business Expert	871	957	47.64
15.	Man who can Sleep in Any Seat	871	958	47.62
16.	Treatment Recipent	846	982	46.28
17.	Woodsy Gentleman	803	1025	43.92
18.	Confident in Glasses	802	1026	43.87
19.	New Haircut	779	1048	42.63
20.	John Q. Storus	767	1060	41.98
21.	Got the Promotion	752	1076	41.13
22.	Silver Medalist	699	1129	38.23

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