Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?

Sass Moulavi, M.D.	or	Woodsy Gentleman ?

23,547 total matches played.
rank	name - click for info	won	lost	douche %
1.	The Thinker	1294	844	60.52
2.	In Charge of the Music	1277	862	59.70
3.	Sass Moulavi, M.D.	1255	884	58.67
4.	Seaside Date	1210	929	56.56
5.	Poolside Bibliophile	1155	984	53.99
6.	Karate Genius	1140	999	53.29
7.	Reclining Numbercruncher	1138	1001	53.20
8.	Beauty Rest	1108	1031	51.79
9.	Father/Kidnapper	1084	1055	50.67
10.	Jeweler	1083	1055	50.65
11.	I Have to Take This	1072	1068	50.09
12.	Cured Snorer	1057	1082	49.41
13.	Traveling Salesman	1053	1086	49.22
14.	Man who can Sleep in Any Seat	1019	1120	47.63
15.	Business Expert	1007	1131	47.10
16.	Treatment Recipent	994	1145	46.47
17.	Woodsy Gentleman	976	1162	45.65
18.	Confident in Glasses	955	1184	44.64
19.	New Haircut	948	1191	44.31
20.	John Q. Storus	933	1206	43.61
21.	Got the Promotion	913	1227	42.66
22.	Silver Medalist	857	1282	40.06

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