Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?

John Q. Storus	or	Beauty Rest ?

35,607 total matches played.
rank	name - click for info	won	lost	douche %
1.	The Thinker	1857	1377	57.42
2.	Sass Moulavi, M.D.	1834	1401	56.69
3.	In Charge of the Music	1825	1410	56.41
4.	Seaside Date	1740	1494	53.80
5.	Karate Genius	1706	1530	52.71
6.	Reclining Numbercruncher	1700	1536	52.53
7.	Poolside Bibliophile	1683	1552	52.02
8.	Beauty Rest	1666	1568	51.51
9.	Father/Kidnapper	1633	1602	50.47
10.	I Have to Take This	1613	1623	49.84
11.	Jeweler	1602	1633	49.52
12.	Cured Snorer	1586	1650	49.01
13.	Traveling Salesman	1571	1664	48.56
14.	Treatment Recipent	1551	1684	47.94
15.	Man who can Sleep in Any Seat	1549	1687	47.86
16.	Business Expert	1539	1696	47.57
17.	Woodsy Gentleman	1518	1717	46.92
18.	Confident in Glasses	1509	1727	46.63
19.	John Q. Storus	1508	1727	46.61
20.	New Haircut	1499	1737	46.32
21.	Got the Promotion	1465	1771	45.27
22.	Silver Medalist	1434	1802	44.31

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