Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?
Who is the bigger douche?
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| The Thinker | or | Man who can Sleep in Any Seat ? |
| 117,886 total matches played. | ||||
| rank | name - click for info | won | lost | douche % |
| 1. | Sass Moulavi, M.D. | 5618 | 5097 | 52.43 |
| 2. | The Thinker | 5617 | 5097 | 52.42 |
| 3. | In Charge of the Music | 5566 | 5150 | 51.94 |
| 4. | Seaside Date | 5554 | 5161 | 51.83 |
| 5. | Karate Genius | 5471 | 5244 | 51.05 |
| 6. | Reclining Numbercruncher | 5444 | 5272 | 50.80 |
| 7. | Father/Kidnapper | 5381 | 5334 | 50.21 |
| 8. | Poolside Bibliophile | 5381 | 5334 | 50.21 |
| 9. | Cured Snorer | 5378 | 5338 | 50.18 |
| 10. | Business Expert | 5359 | 5356 | 50.01 |
| 11. | Man who can Sleep in Any Seat | 5330 | 5385 | 49.74 |
| 12. | I Have to Take This | 5326 | 5389 | 49.70 |
| 13. | John Q. Storus | 5304 | 5411 | 49.50 |
| 14. | Traveling Salesman | 5300 | 5416 | 49.45 |
| 15. | Beauty Rest | 5279 | 5436 | 49.26 |
| 16. | Confident in Glasses | 5249 | 5466 | 48.98 |
| 17. | Jeweler | 5249 | 5466 | 48.98 |
| 18. | Silver Medalist | 5241 | 5475 | 48.90 |
| 19. | Treatment Recipent | 5235 | 5480 | 48.85 |
| 20. | New Haircut | 5226 | 5489 | 48.77 |
| 21. | Woodsy Gentleman | 5205 | 5510 | 48.57 |
| 22. | Got the Promotion | 5154 | 5561 | 48.10 |