Who is the bigger douche?
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| The Thinker | or | Reclining Numbercruncher ? |
| 40,069 total matches played. | ||||
| rank | name - click for info | won | lost | douche % |
| 1. | The Thinker | 2067 | 1573 | 56.78 |
| 2. | Sass Moulavi, M.D. | 2032 | 1610 | 55.79 |
| 3. | In Charge of the Music | 2015 | 1626 | 55.34 |
| 4. | Seaside Date | 1948 | 1692 | 53.51 |
| 5. | Karate Genius | 1916 | 1725 | 52.62 |
| 6. | Reclining Numbercruncher | 1890 | 1751 | 51.90 |
| 7. | Poolside Bibliophile | 1881 | 1760 | 51.66 |
| 8. | Beauty Rest | 1859 | 1783 | 51.04 |
| 9. | Father/Kidnapper | 1840 | 1801 | 50.53 |
| 10. | I Have to Take This | 1821 | 1820 | 50.01 |
| 11. | Cured Snorer | 1801 | 1839 | 49.47 |
| 12. | Jeweler | 1781 | 1859 | 48.92 |
| 13. | Traveling Salesman | 1781 | 1860 | 48.91 |
| 14. | Man who can Sleep in Any Seat | 1763 | 1878 | 48.42 |
| 15. | Business Expert | 1757 | 1884 | 48.25 |
| 16. | Treatment Recipent | 1738 | 1903 | 47.73 |
| 17. | Confident in Glasses | 1720 | 1921 | 47.23 |
| 18. | Woodsy Gentleman | 1719 | 1922 | 47.21 |
| 19. | John Q. Storus | 1706 | 1935 | 46.85 |
| 20. | Got the Promotion | 1696 | 1945 | 46.58 |
| 21. | New Haircut | 1696 | 1945 | 46.58 |
| 22. | Silver Medalist | 1623 | 2018 | 44.57 |