Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
The Thinker     or     Reclining Numbercruncher ?


40,069 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. The Thinker 2067 1573 56.78
2. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 2032 1610 55.79
3. In Charge of the Music 2015 1626 55.34
4. Seaside Date 1948 1692 53.51
5. Karate Genius 1916 1725 52.62
6. Reclining Numbercruncher 1890 1751 51.90
7. Poolside Bibliophile 1881 1760 51.66
8. Beauty Rest 1859 1783 51.04
9. Father/Kidnapper 1840 1801 50.53
10. I Have to Take This 1821 1820 50.01
11. Cured Snorer 1801 1839 49.47
12. Jeweler 1781 1859 48.92
13. Traveling Salesman 1781 1860 48.91
14. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 1763 1878 48.42
15. Business Expert 1757 1884 48.25
16. Treatment Recipent 1738 1903 47.73
17. Confident in Glasses 1720 1921 47.23
18. Woodsy Gentleman 1719 1922 47.21
19. John Q. Storus 1706 1935 46.85
20. Got the Promotion 1696 1945 46.58
21. New Haircut 1696 1945 46.58
22. Silver Medalist 1623 2018 44.57

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