Who is the biggest douche in Skymall?

Who is the bigger douche?
 
John Q. Storus     or     Beauty Rest ?


35,607 total matches played.
rank name - click for info won lost douche %
1. The Thinker 1857 1377 57.42
2. Sass Moulavi, M.D. 1834 1401 56.69
3. In Charge of the Music 1825 1410 56.41
4. Seaside Date 1740 1494 53.80
5. Karate Genius 1706 1530 52.71
6. Reclining Numbercruncher 1700 1536 52.53
7. Poolside Bibliophile 1683 1552 52.02
8. Beauty Rest 1666 1568 51.51
9. Father/Kidnapper 1633 1602 50.47
10. I Have to Take This 1613 1623 49.84
11. Jeweler 1602 1633 49.52
12. Cured Snorer 1586 1650 49.01
13. Traveling Salesman 1571 1664 48.56
14. Treatment Recipent 1551 1684 47.94
15. Man who can Sleep in Any Seat 1549 1687 47.86
16. Business Expert 1539 1696 47.57
17. Woodsy Gentleman 1518 1717 46.92
18. Confident in Glasses 1509 1727 46.63
19. John Q. Storus 1508 1727 46.61
20. New Haircut 1499 1737 46.32
21. Got the Promotion 1465 1771 45.27
22. Silver Medalist 1434 1802 44.31

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